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The Key Party Massacre T-shirt
The Key Party Massacre T-shirt
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Step right into the swirling, LSD-drenched nightmare with The Key Party Massacre T-Shirt—a Technicolor trip into terror! This isn’t just a shirt; it’s an invitation to the wildest, weirdest soirée of the century. Think kaleidoscopic carnage and mind-bending danger, this wearable masterpiece screams, “What happens at the party doesn’t stay at the party… it haunts you forever.” Perfect for fans of Baron Sordor’s Theatre of the Doomed podcast, this T-shirt will have you turning heads—and spinning them—everywhere you go.
Unlock the madness and claim your The Key Party Massacre T-Shirt today.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
